Kneel, Smash Monkee!

I thought love was only true in fairy tales. Then I realized love IS only true in fairy tales. But not a nice Disney fairy tale. No. A dismal and strange Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale where Love is a poor, ugly, mute, orphan boy whose only wish is to have a mother. Love makes a bargain with a Street Witch - She gives him a voice so he can seek out a mother, but for every woman that rejects him as her child, Love will sprout another toe. Love is rejected time and time again. Eventually the poor boy dies a 90 pound, fleshy lump of toes...

So when I saw her face - I ran like a god-damned mad man.