Hairier than Captain Lou Albano

Lying in your bed, you think of me? Oh, I KNOW what you're doing in that bed. Let me tell you something: Not only do I disagree with you "thinking" alone in your bed - so does the Lord. That's right - THE LORD. Suitcases of memories, indeed... More like suitcases of PORN. You're going straight to hell with hairy palms, lady. If you're lost maybe you should find your way to a confessional and some penance you sick freak.