Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone...
I got a bad desire
oooh-oooooh-ooooooh I'm on fire
Tell me now baby- Hey. Wait. Who is that at the door? Oh God. It's your guy. It's your man! QUICK - I need a place to hide! In the closet! Under the bed! In the basement? Oh no... he saw me... OH NO WHAT'S THAT HE HAS IN HIS HAND IT'S A GALLON OF GASOLINE AND A MATCH!
WHOAH! WHOAH! WHOAH! I'M ON FIRE! PUT ME OUT-PUT ME OUT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT BURNS! OKAY! I ADMIT IT! YOU CAN DO THE THINGS THAT I CAN DO TO HER, TOO! MOST ANY GUY CAN! IT'S ALL REALLY ABOUT INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF THE OTHER PERSON AND CLEARLY YOU HAVE A DEEPER CONNECTION TO HER THAN I DO - PLEASE EXTINGUISH THE AGONIZING FLAMES COVERING 83% OF MY BODY!
... ... Thank you. *phew* Would you mind calling a burn unit? Thanks. What? No. No Advil - I hear it's bad for the kidneys. Some salve and some herbal tea would be nice... maybe a poultice... thanks.
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